Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
It kept raining cats and dogs.
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What do cows say when you milk them?
Why are bakers so good at math?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?