Why was the chip acting so goofy?
He was a cheese-ball.
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
Which rabbit is great with car repairs?
Why are grandparents always smiling?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
What do cows always add to their salad?