Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
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What's a tuna's favorite game?
How does one gelatin greet another?
When do flowers hit the gym?
What did baby dinosaur call its mom?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
How do you keep your spouse out of your emails?
What do you call tiny potatoes?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?