How do musicians impress a crowd on St. Patrick's Day?
They sham-rock the stage.
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Why was the golfer good at racing too?