What do you call a cow with two legs?
Eileen.
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?