What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
No, I don't think they'll fit me.
Why do cows love visiting big cities?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
Why are goats so funny?
Why are English teachers so smart?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
Where does laundry go to college?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
Where do vampires stash their savings?