Why did the twins join the Air Force?
To become a pair a troopers.
Which animals make the best students?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
Why do trees hate going to school?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
Why did spring break up with winter?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
Why are sailors great at writing letters?