What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
It was ruff.
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What do you give a sick pig?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
Can February March?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?