Why did the golfer wear extra pants?
Just in case of a hole in one.
Which celebrity became a great detective?
What do you get when you cross a computer with a guard dog?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What does an escalator say when it breaks?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
Why do runners watch so much TV?