What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Quit stalking me.
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?