What is a waiter's favorite sport?
Tennis, because they know how to serve.
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
Where do you take sick ponies?