Why are the mountains so tired?
Because they don't Everest.
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
When should you begin writing a book?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
Why are boxers good comedians?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
What did one candle say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What dog wears contact lenses?