Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
Because they're filled with so much common cents.
What kind of computers do horses use?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
Which founding father loves to sing?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?