Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
He had an eye-saur.
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What do ducks have for lunch?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?