Which subject has two parts?
Bi-ology.
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
Where do books rest at night?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What instrument can you play with your stomach?
What do you call a loan for a buffalo?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
How did the saxophone escape the awkward party?
Who knows everything in the garden?