What do elves learn in school?
The elf-abet.
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What's a dog's favorite book?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Which cats have the best manners?
Want to hear a joke about construction?