Why was the computer cold at work?
Because it left its windows open.
How does a barber get to work?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?
What do ducks have for lunch?
How do musicians impress a crowd on St. Patrick's Day?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
How did the baby tell mom about the diaper?
What is the biggest ant in the world?