Where do you find a lost elephant?
Right where you misplaced it.
Why are fish such good architects?
What do ducks eat for lunch?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
Where do kittens learn to swim?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
Which celebrity doubles as a rock type?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
Why are grandparents always smiling?