How did the baby tell mom about the diaper?
A little leak-mail.
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What did one rabbit say about the other's new style?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Which animal is the most religious?
I broke my finger!