Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
They were too chicken.
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
What sweet treat never panics?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Why did the elk have great hair?