Where do little kittens learn their lessons?
At meow-niversity.
What did the pig mom say at bedtime?
What food would never board a sinking ship?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What do cats wear to the office?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?