What do you do when you see a fork in the road?
Take a bite.
Which flower has the loudest roar?
What class do plants ace in college?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
What do you give a lawyer on their special day?
How do horses find their way after dark?