Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
The Mint.
What do you call a goat acting wild?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
Which vegetable is secretly candy?
What do you call a singing rodent?