What do bakers and teams share?
They need a good batter.
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?