What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
I love you a whole watt!
What did the ocean text the shore?
What drink do bakers love?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
Why did the car win the argument?
Why do foodies enjoy eating snails?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
Why does Santa prefer the chimney entrance?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
How does a taco bless the table?