Where do ships always get stuck?
Anchor-age!
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What vehicle works the hardest?