Why did the storm skip the parade?
It didn't want to rain on it.
Why did the cake get benched in baseball?
Why did the car win the argument?
What animal knows kung fu?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
Which farm animals love painting?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
What does a female lion call her mate?