What type of flower grows up too fast?
A son-flower.
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
Which president loved to take baths?
Why did Santa get fined on Christmas Eve?
Why did Grandma stop bringing side dishes?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
Which celebrity always lights up the room?