Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Because the staff was tired of them going bananas.
What illness do horses try to avoid every spring?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What does a naughty hen lay?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
What do geometry teachers order at restaurants?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?