Why did the peach buy deodorant?
To freshen up its pits.
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
Where would you find an elephant?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?