Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
Golden Retrieve-hers.
Why did Santa get fined on Christmas Eve?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What does Santa order at the bar?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
Why did summer catch autumn?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?