Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
To reach the high notes.
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Why do golfers hate cake?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
How do you measure a millennial?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?