What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
A yam session.
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?