Why do planets stay friendly?
They orbit good vibes.
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
Which parent loves the planet most?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
Where do cows go on vacation?