Why did the tennis player win her trial?
Because she's excellent at having her day in court.
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
What do little monsters call their mother?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
What did March say to the madness?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?