What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
Bad mittens.
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
How does a taco bless the table?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What did the baby laptop call its dad?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?