What did the baby laptop call her father?
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What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?