What do you call a silent cow?
A hush-patty.
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
Do dads enjoy Father's Day?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
What do dentists do on roller coasters?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?