Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
It was too hoarse.
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
Why are dentists' kids so polite?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
Why did the octopus stop writing?
What do you call an elephant's messy handwriting?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
When does a horse talk?
Why don't ostriches fly much?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?