What's the most expensive plate in church?
The offering plate.
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
Why did Grandpa add wheels to his chair?
Which state has the best streets?
Why do penguins feel shy at parties?
Why did the chef go to therapy?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
How do you make a cow float?
What's a henway?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?