Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
He spent too much time on the web.
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What birds always travel in twos?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What do you do when you see a fork in the road?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?