What instrument do secretaries usually play?
The Faxophone.
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
Why don't fish play basketball?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Why do bears always pack sunscreen?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?