What class teaches kids how to get along?
Manners math.
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
How do campers send news?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What's the best beach day of the week?
Why is the beach always so sure of itself?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?