What do parents say when they clean their kids' rooms?
Forecast: total toy-nado.
What's a cow's favorite music note?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
What do you call cheese that is not yours?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What day do hands always go to church?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
What would Santa name his kid in the workshop?
How do chickens get off the freeway?