Want to hear a long dad joke?
Looooooooong.
What happens when a magician boards a plane?
Why was the mime feeling insulted?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
What do moms and goats share?
Where does a meal go for a quick rest?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Why did Santa get a ticket on Christmas night?