What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Quizno's®.
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
Where do burgers like to dance?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
Where do books sleep?
Why do trees have so many friends?