What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
Chicken!
Where do termites go camping?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?