What animal should you never play poker with?
A card shark.
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
The museum curator needed a break.
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
What's a cat's favorite song?
Why did the frog starve?
What do sheep spread on crackers?
How much did the pirate spend on fresh corn?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
Why did Santa get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?