Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Because they couldn't hold their trunks up.
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
Which family member is always relieved?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
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What do you call a flying police officer?
What do you give a lawyer on their special day?
What's a frog's favorite year?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?