Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Because every fall, they let loose.
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
Why was the fish so smart?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What fruit does grandma love most?
What do elves learn in school?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
What is the wealthiest fish?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?